Bubbalicious Lover Gifts

"What's your earliest memory, Randy?" "Good question, little buddy." "I was five years old. An alien child crash-landed and I found it hiding in my closet. I befriended it and taught it to have fun. But eventually it got sick, and the government stepped in. That's when I helped the alien make its escape and reunited it with its parents." "That sounds awfully familiar, Randy." "I was a child. When some writer offered to option the story in return for a pack of Bubbalicious, I thought it w

Paul Klee

An Unexpected Guest.

Bubbly

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Green Balloon

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Champagne

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Prosecco

Magic Tricks

Wine Pyramid

'I wish I was creative'

Disco Bunny.

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Champagne

Easter Egg Delivery

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Birthday Racing Car

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Join me in a glass of champagne?

Valentines Balloons

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Champagne

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

A little fizz?

Dust Bunny

Put on your Easter bonnet!

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Prosecco

Sabrage!

Lady drinking Champagne.

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'