Brushwork Buff Prints

Vincent Discovers Impasto

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

French horn.

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Vincent Van Goth.

Home maintenance

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

Arturo Sandoval

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

"This is a blind audition, right?"

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

The Best Defense for Trump's Wall

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

A cocktail in a tuba

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

"The foghorn is broken."

A Feud between Al and Tony leaves Mr. Coyle with a prosthetic ear.

Child Migrants

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

Snail with Trumpet Shell Leaves A Music shop

"M. Duchamp, 1912"

Farmer complaining about his repair bill.

"Don't forget to save your work."

Artist having painted a featureless landscape.

"Just a little bit off the top, please."

"I seriously hope no one messed with my trombone while I was out."

"My next tune is called 'A Delicate Shade Of Blue'."

Nice try, Jim, but there no such thing as a "beer cleanse."

Is your visit business, pleasure or asylum? Canada border. I've come to see your beautiful mountains ... and lakes and, um ... hockey. Oh yes, I sure love winder sports. I'm supposed to get married next month! Asylum. Next!