Brushstroke Battler Prints

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

Painter's Duel.

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Save the tree.

Jackson Pollock.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

Directions for walker across several hills.

Rembrandt, Surfer Dude.

Artist Paints Picture to Bring in the Money.

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

"One lyrical landscape—heavy on the Wyeth, light on the Expressionism."

Claude Monet

"No honestly, your work is good, it's just not instagram good."

Camille Pissarro

Devil and Angel Fighting over Artist.

"What's come over you since Friday, Miss Schemke?"

I've got to run down to the art store again. Another gilt trip?

Vincent Van Gogh chooses the Lesser of Two Easels.

A recurring problem in Van Gogh's later years.

Paint pot - "It does exactly what it says on the tin."

"This is your studio? It's just an apartment."

At a 12 step program for overcoming cell phone addiction.

'Beautiful, consummate painterly skill, which we all know is old hat, and therefore, not for us.'

"I don't know who he is, Muriel, but he's strange and doesn't know how to paint."

"I ran out of space."

"Sotheby's extends its deepest sympathies and wonders whether the deceased might have owned any early German Expressionist pieces."

Artists dress for their themes.

Christy Brown.