"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."
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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.
'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'
"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."
"Gee, thanks pal."
It turns out they don't go together so well,
Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger
Honest Vending
"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"
"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."
Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.
'I don't think the employees like me.'
"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"
'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'
"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."
'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'
"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."
'He takes his organization chart seriously.'
"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."
Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet
"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."
"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."
German School
"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."
"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"
"What are you doing?"
"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"
Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'
'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'
Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.
Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.
The Evolution Of Man
I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'
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