Browser Historian Mugs

"What are we going to use now to download other browsers?"

Moses on the web

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Fossil record player.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'for more obit info, go to...'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

"Do NOT refresh this page."

Hot Towel Web Service

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

"This thing isn't working."

Computer Address Book.

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

"...Coulda been huge, man."

'In ancient times they needed these to watch TV!'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Man at computer sees 'Y2K' comet coming towards him

"Scratch and sniff ... it smells like mimeograph paper."