Brown Bag Enthusiast Prints

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

'Does my bum bag look big in this'

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

"I won't need a doggie bag."

"It is called, appropriately, 'The Carry-all' "

Bag Lady.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Commuter X-Ray

Surprise attack by the beanbag.

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

Handbags Authenticated

"It's good practice between battles."

"...and do you promise to love, honor, and carry all the stuff that won't fit in her purse..."

"Help - I've fallen and I don't want to get up!"

Death carries a bag for life

Adventure

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

"Do you have room in your bag for this?"

'The two-month gap in my resume? I was stuck in a bean bag chair.'

"I thought my backpack seemed a little heavy today."