Brown Bag Enthusiast Prints

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

"Which free tote goes best?"

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

"It is called, appropriately, 'The Carry-all' "

"I won't need a doggie bag."

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

'Does my bum bag look big in this'

Bag Lady.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Commuter X-Ray

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

Surprise attack by the beanbag.

Handbags Authenticated

"...and do you promise to love, honor, and carry all the stuff that won't fit in her purse..."

"Help - I've fallen and I don't want to get up!"

Adventure

"It's good practice between battles."

Death carries a bag for life

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

"Do you have room in your bag for this?"

'The two-month gap in my resume? I was stuck in a bean bag chair.'

She had a thing about Tote bags.