Brother Who Loves Dogs Mugs

Pets on holiday.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Dog Igloo.

'I'm in a barking cessation training program. This is how I express my hostility.'

'Okay, Ben, drop the anchor, but be careful, I just tarred the rope.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Haute Suture

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Feline Evolution.

Chasebook

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Dog traps the postman.

Dog with toilet IV

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'We're not following the poodle home.'

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'