Brother Expecting A Baby Mugs

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Cry babies.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"It's a dependent!"

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

Batman's first Bat Mobile

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

"Good news. Your mother is pregnant, so, we won't be mortgaging your future."

"It must be hereditary. My mom got pregnant too!!"

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

'This is probably the only time I'll be chauffeur driven and I can't even look out the window!'

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm a fully qualified puppeteer!'

"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?"

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

"We offer free delivery if you spend over $15,000."

Baby Advertising for Milk.

Hoping for a boy or girl?

'As long as it's got six fingers and eighteen toes...'

What are you getting for the baby shower? She's got an online registry at some giant baby store. Nice! Then you can get exactly what she wants. And at the party .. Everyone knows exactly what I spent! Better add a few onesies to your order.

Baby World. Quick, honey, give me your hand - You can feel the wallet kicking!

"You're going to have a sister. Mommy has a prize inside her."

'Still five months to go....what a time to discover I suffer from claustrophobia.'