Brother Expecting A Baby Mugs

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Cry babies.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"It's a dependent!"

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

"Good news. Your mother is pregnant, so, we won't be mortgaging your future."

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

"It must be hereditary. My mom got pregnant too!!"

'This is probably the only time I'll be chauffeur driven and I can't even look out the window!'

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm a fully qualified puppeteer!'

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?"

"We offer free delivery if you spend over $15,000."

Hoping for a boy or girl?

Baby Advertising for Milk.

'As long as it's got six fingers and eighteen toes...'

'Still five months to go....what a time to discover I suffer from claustrophobia.'

"You're going to have a sister. Mommy has a prize inside her."

"Life as I know it is over! My mom's going to have another baby... I'm no longer their pride and joy!"