Broody Vibes Mugs

'So much talent in the world, and not nearly enough roles for grandmas.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Here we are."

Rocking Witches.

Halloween Selfie

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'

Home Working

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"Who's there?"

'T.S.I.F.'

'Drunk'

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

"OMG! I'm turning into my mother."

Refrigerator for the really lazy

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

"Believe me, you're not the first person who thought they were getting a deal by buying generic."

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

"Ask her where she keeps the mailbox key and the nutmeg."

"So...you drive stick."

Swell who has called a police officer to pick up his umbrella rather than bend and disturb his collar

'Tonight's real is estate news is very discouraging. Viewer discretion is advised.'

Vlad the Impaler - the Later Years

A Man is stranded on a desert island with a pay phone.

"Don't worry. I'm just here to kill the buzz."