Broadway Mugs

'We had to donwsize.'

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

Cats the musical

'Forgettable' - The Hit Musical

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

The spontaneous broadway effect

Two dancers in bejeweled skirt suits

Lin-Manuel Miranda

"A lullaby? Don't you know any tunes from Hamilton?"

Broadway Baby.

"No animals were harmed during this production."

Henry Fonda

Jack Lord

Broadway Moosical.

It's called West Side Soiree.

Heterosexual actor auditions.

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

Waiting For Superman

"Phantom, Les Mis, Kate's medical records..."

"I literally died in a theater, but Hamilton gets the Broadway treatment"

Cole Porter Prison: "Night and day, spike, you are the one")

"So, you were with original cast of Hair?"

"Oh, come on!!"

Jo Ann Veneziano

"I do a lot of Off-Broadway -- you know, like this."

"'Give my regards to Broadway. Remember me to Herald Square.'"

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"'Incest: The Musical!' I love it!"

"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"

Trump! The Musical

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'