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"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Baking

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

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'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

French horn.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

Upper West Side Story

Presenter Auditions.

Gerald Ratner's return

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

SupermarketAwful Market.

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"Try thinking like a different brand."

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

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Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."