Broadcasting Critic Mugs

Trivia Pursuit

Trial by Media

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Difference of Opinion

Meet the Enemy

'There's nothing on.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Trump Poutine

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'What does it say, Dad?'

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

Can't Touch This

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'