British Summertime Mugs

Temptation rears its ugly head.

'Yippeee! Warm rain...summer at last!'

"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

The experienced backpacker.

On holiday.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"First class, or with children?"

Holiday time.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Beach con-man.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Freshest ice cream in town!

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Pina Coladas

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Hiding the electronics.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Beach Barbecue

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Iliadette.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

French wine