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'Yes, sorry, no more cod.'

'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Bangers and Mash

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

A man and baby wearing bibs

Thermidor Dali

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."