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Nigel Farage as John Bull

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

Harold Wilson

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

"We British will never surrender our heritage to a bunch of foreigners"

"Why are we British so obsessed ... with talking about the weather?"

Society of Professional Yorkshiremen

"By George she's got it"

Naked Morris Dancers.

Elizabeth II

Sports that the British excel at: Queuing.

Queen Elizabeth II

Margaret Thatcher

Disparate housewives.

Camilla Parker-Bowles

The Queen

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

The Queens Guard hair do.

"Right, you've got 17 pints of lager and 30 minutes...get going."

Harold II

In accordance with the new act, all dangerous dog owners must wear muzzles in public places.

'And in the next part of the ceremony you will swear allegiance to the Queen.'

'Congratulations, you've sworn the oath of British Citizenship.'

Prince William

Manners and customs of 'ye Englyshe', scene 3.

Prince Harry

'Morcambe and Wise.'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

1952-2012: 60 Glorious Years.

"Gee, I just love the British dry sense of humor!"

'It's taken over from The Red Lion as the most common pub sign in Britain.'

Great British Eccentrics.

Guy Fawkes calendar

Prince Andrew

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