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Starmer - Champagne Socialist - Farage - Bitter Fascist

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Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Great British Eccentrics.

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

I love the Shard

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Don't editorialize."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

The Decline of Europe

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

King Solomon's Pollster.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Nick Cave

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Pizza Tower Bridge