British Army Mugs

'I need accommodation, take me to Joanna Lumley.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Veterans Day '20

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

The Generals medals

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Banting in the Yeomanry

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Support the Troops

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

Military man has pigeons lined up in front of him.

Iron clad sailors

Remounts for the Yeomanry

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'