British Army Mugs

'I need accommodation, take me to Joanna Lumley.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Veterans Day '20

The Generals medals

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

Banting in the Yeomanry

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Support the Troops

Iron clad sailors

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Remounts for the Yeomanry

"Mother, I'd like you to meet a member of the armed forces."

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'