Brisk Walk Motivator Prints

'Stop walking in a manner which tells all and sundry that the doctor's had a word with you.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

The 6 A.M. News Team

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Every Day is a Gift

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

Fat Britain

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

"She will take me on more walks."

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

"Sometimes, you have to stop and smell the roses, as well as the other flowers, and the bushes, and the trees, and the sidewalk, and the fire hydrant, and the trash on the side of the road..."

Chicken Affirmations

How to show some hustle.

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

"Wow, all the way from the couch. Have the endorphins kicked in?"

'It's not an actual motorcycle. It's an exercise bike. I made it look like one so my husband would actually use it.'

Bob devises the ultimate weight-loss system.

To Do List: Wake Up/Smell the Coffee/Drink the Coffee/Now What?

"Let's sprint to that mailbox!"

Fit-Bite

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