Brighton Vibes Gifts

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

The Death of the Blues

Musicians

Suburban street.

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Starfish doing the wave.

"I usually work in snow."

Smiley Victory Fingers

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Lifeguard with barely any experience. . .

Edgar Allan Poe almost ruins his public persona.

"Why? Did you want one?"

Vacuuming Up the Mood

A Man is stranded on a desert island with a pay phone.

Queen Victoria 'Amused my arse.'

"How's the burger?"

"I'm trying to be more optimistic. Rainy days and Mondays now only sometimes get me down."

'I was talking to your swimsuit.'

Be friendly.

Brighton Bird

'What are you talking about!? You're gorgeous!'

'What the Dickens?'

Ice Skaters

Girl giving thumbs up sign.

'Oh, I don't know, man — surprise me.'

"Think back! Where is the last place you remember having your mojo?"

"And this is Dave. He's in charge of relentless optimism."

Positive advice.

Think globally, act silly!

Society of Optimists

'You may not share my beliefs, but you should respect them!' 'What shall I do? He believes he's God's gift to women.'