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'Come back tomorrow.' - 'I tried that but you were busy.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Employee won't think about work outside of box

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

US v.s. Tech Giants

Target your customer.

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

'Ask yourself, 'What is it I'm not doing?', and then ask yourself, 'What is it I'm doing too much?'.'

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

Business Meeting

REPENT! Get back to nature

'As you know, Wilson, our CEO screwed up big time, so he was fired and gets a big bonus. But because of his mistakes, you just get fired.'

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

"You've got one day to come up with something new and exciting yet safe and time tested."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

"I can't understand it, we did quite well in the first three quarters.

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

"There sits the unvarnished truth. Now, how shall we interpret it to our advantage?"