Bridging A Generational Gap Mugs

"If you at least 'liked' him on social media, it would mean a lot."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"We invented your hair."

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

T-shirts read: 'Rock against racism' ; 'Classical against antisocial behaviour'

'They're not reliable.'

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

"Please—no technology questions!"

Baby boomers anthem.

'I spent lots of time on line when I was your age... hanging clothes in the back yard!'

Social Media Explained By Ginny Root 3rd Grade.

Never Trust Anyone Under Thirty

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

"Ask Sadie advice hour! What's your problem?!" "Being a high school student is literally killing me! I sit all day at school, and sit all evening doing my homework." "Stop yer sniveling!!! Every student since the beginning of time has had to deal with this problem." "Yes, you're sitting all day. But like any other teenager, you should be burning thousands of calories anyway." "The eye-rolling alone should burn up to 473 calories per hour. Pick up the pace, slacker!!!"

"Tell us another story where you interject with a reminder that nobody had cell phones then."

"In my day men waited till they did some damage to their kidneys before they relieved themselves."

"K-pop... is that entertainment, a political movement, or a breakfast cereal?"

"Having grown up and gone to school in uneventful times your mother and I both know what you're going through".

'Well, I find it intimidating. I mean, any minute they could fall down completely!'

'Did they have history when you were my age?'

"Hurry, son! The economy is almost at full employment! Better get a job before they're all gone!"

'No offense, Mom, but your ideas about birth control are kind of dated.'

'My dad is a modern guy, he falls asleep in front of the TV. Grandpa is more old fashioned, he does it at the opera house.'