Bridge Explorer Pillows

'It must be an entirely different species.'

Remember Rudy Park, my college roommate? He just tipped me off to breaking news. Some geological disaster across the bridge. Wow. You should totally go cover that. I'm glad you think so, 'cause it wouldn't really be responsible to take a 2-year-old to a geological disaster. Could you watch my boy for a few days? On second thought, that's a boring story. Nobody wants to hear about that. He's almost potty trained. Sorry, I have a ... work ... ish thing.

A scottish gentleman trying to save money by avoiding tolls

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

"I know that this is a traditional migration route, but there's a new bridge just down river..."

Giraffe Bridge

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Fly Fishing

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man fishing with large bait

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

On the brink.

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Desert Island Mishap

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Shipwrecked man on desert island with tyre tracks on sand.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Best friends without borders.

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

"Have you seen my wife?"

Thames Pizza

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."