Bridge Builder Of Empathy Pillows

"Wife left me, kid's in jail, lost my job. You?"

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Postwar is hell."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Can't even hold signs well.

The Female Brain and The Other One

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

"What a sad species humans are!"

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

World Hunger Conference.

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

Couple

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

Bring your problems to work day.

'What's the point of suffering from depression if nobody notices?'

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

Come back in, no one will laugh at you.

A psychic mows the lawn.

Unhappy clown.

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"Enough already! You’re depressing me!"

"I assure you I do appreciate what you're feeling."

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"Normally things don't get me down. But lately, just getting out of bed has been difficult."

'I don't think you're trying hard enough to look at things from the sinner's perspective, Reverend.'