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Dr Jones had, in a former career, worked in the construction industry...

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

Couple in bed reading guide-books

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

'I'm not sure that a more ethnically aware Pope is the right way to go.'

Interpreter.

'Oh Yeah ... That's the Ex.'

Bridge Repairs

'The Morning after the bridge night before.'

"...and you'll appreciate the convenience of our office locations -- especially the one on the George Washington Bridge."

Will assuage guilt for money.

"I know that this is a traditional migration route, but there's a new bridge just down river..."

The United States of America as a house divided.

"Oh, thank heavens!! A fourth!"

"Where will I find the fine line between art and science?"

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie?'" "Are America's best days behind us?" "Excellent question. It reminds me of the time in grade school when the schoolmarm told little Jebediah Thistlewood to pull up his knickers. The next day, Jebediah's pa came to school and said 'In my day, a man was free enough to wear his trousers 'round his ankles if he wanted to. This used to be one humdinger of a country.'" "I still have no idea what he was talking about." "I don't even remember what I asked you."

Giraffe Bridge

Last Exit Before Troll

Bridge over a road.

'The bridge club is ready to start, dear.'

Although adept at a great many other games, Muriel never quite got the hang of playing 'north' when invited over for bridge.

"I guess this is as good as it gets."

'For Heaven's sake Gerald, we all lead in the wrong suit some evenings.'