Bric-a-brac Aficionado Mugs

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Cat statues on entrance gate

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Introducing Piza Island.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Lovely dovetail."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Patents office.

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".