Bric-a-brac Aficionado Mugs

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Cat statues on entrance gate

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Introducing Piza Island.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Lovely dovetail."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Board Game Hunter

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Man and woman buying furniture.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Patents office.