Brexit Milestone Prints

The Brexcalibur

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

Flags

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"We have an acronym!"

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Robots In The Boardroom

'Before we starnt, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

Win - win

Woman crying with happiness.

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'Guess what? I won again.'

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

You said you wanted me to speak to the chairman of Hardcastle industries - I've just realised that's me.

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

"I didn't get where I am by trying to please."

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'