Brexit Detective Gifts

"But this Brexit is too soft,"

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Flags

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

New Resident of Downing Street

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Sale.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Honest Boris

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"My farewell gift!"

Bush farewell.

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

The Oxford Comma Coin

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Hard Border

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

The Bargain Brand

Brexit 2016

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

Black Friday