Brewery Critic Prints

If the government made beer. . . it would probably be the worst beer in the world.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Beer Stall

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'We'll take it!'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Don Quixote

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

"Quick swig first?"

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

Red Wine

Wine tasting

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.