Brew Hoarder Pillows

"You just can't accept that I've found someone 'extra special'." Best bitter / Pale Ale / Tennants Very Very Strong Lager.

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

'You've had enough!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Old Spice

'Malty tasking.'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

Tea Snob.

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Beer Lunch

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."