Brew Belover Pillows

"How can you drink so much coffee? I only have a cup a day."

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Bottle Distillery

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

My dad makes his own beer.

Tea Snob.

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"High Priest"