Breeze Reader Pillows

Book and fan

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'E-books?'

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'It's baseball season!'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

'By god that man stinks!'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

'Quick, open the back door!'

Desert Island Books

Sunblock - A Novel

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

Man reading a tablet in library.

Custer's last tan.

"It's for global cooling."

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

Heat Wave Podium

Summer Books, Skin Cancer and How to Cure It...

"Now I finally have time to read all the books I've claimed to have already read."

"I'm reading a crummy mystery about robots taking over the internet...a real bot boiler."

'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!'

'Turn your leaf blower down, dear.'

A day at the beach

Beach days.

Surfboarder reading.