Breeding Prints

'I've struggle with weight problems since birth. I was a 'Jumbo' egg.'

'Here comes the pimp.'

'I'm in foal with Sir Roger this time.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'A mixed Poodle? Really, Doctor!...

'Since winning Best of Breed at the dog show he won't go anywhere without his entourage!'

'Presenting the award for the most improved horse of the year....'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'That's what I said! My car was hit by this dog!'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'The best thing about being a Sphynx-Cat is that we don't have problems with furballs...'

'Look - I'll get my people to get in touch with your people...'

'Now, to get her pregnant, we'll have to use some hormone therapy.'

A man and woman giving their mating dogs some privacy.

'You breed dalmations! Of course you see spots!'

"They breed the finest racehorses in the world...'

'Bad news, Billy Bob! The tests show that your phantom is a contagious equine meteitis carrier.'

'It's a terrific family business: We have about 53 staff-members...'

'I am fed up all I get is rabbit, rabbit, rabbit!'

'I see your problem. This is not an infertile pair. They're two males.'

'What is it with mares and Iberians?!'

'You're a son-of-a bitch, Warren, but in a nice way.'

"William and Kate are having another baby, I'm just saying."

"I can't get my poodle to sire ... I guess I need to put him in remedial breeding."

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

A man walks past a storefront for the "American Kennel Club" that has a sign in its windows that reads: "Some dogs allowed".

An inbred poodle.

"Can I look at this dog's pedigree papers again?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

Men using horse terminology to talk about people

A great bargain. - To be sold - the property of an officer going abroad