Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.
Breath Control Expert Mugs
Start their day with a laugh—these breath control expert mugs feature clever designs that highlight their calm, composed mastery of breathing techniques.
'No swimming. No breathing.'
"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."
Kid blowing bubble takes off.
Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...
"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"
The Good Breathing Guide
"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."
"Since you're always asking, here's a list of my various kinds of sighs, with explanation of what each one means."
"Gesundheit."
"It turns out I've been inhaling when I should be exhaling and exhaling when I should be inhaling."
Novel airport noise abatement procedures.
"Still having some problems with the halitosis Mr Bobbins?"
"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."
'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'
Overworked doctors in need of sleep
'Don't talk to the plants after you've eaten garlic.'
'We breathe oxygen in the daytime, what do we breathe at night?' 'Nitrogen.'
"I finally stopped smoking. It's great to have clean lungs!"
"Did you forget to gargle dear? Your breath is atocious."
Holding your breath for any length of time is harder than you think!
'Be honest, how bad is it?'
'Wow, a new personal best: You held your breath for 10mn 46s!'
The real reason we have natural disasters...
Man eating 'after work mints'
'The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious yawning.'
The Gingerbread Man Decides to Stop Running. Haven't you people ever heard of the 5-second rule?!
'I hope his headcold doesn't go to his chest.'
Breathe in. One. Two. Three. Four. Hold it. One. Two. Three. How'd you like it? I'm not sure Yoga's for me. I flunked breathing.
Noisy Neighbours
'Attaboy, Bill...Bark us right into house arrest...'
Dear Diary: Took another 20,000 breaths today!
"You sure sigh a lot for somebody that doesn't contribute to this house or know what a government is."
'Breathe in and out? What other way is there?'
Breath Control Expert Mugs Collection
Breath Control Expert Pillows
Brighten up their space with pillows that celebrate their breath control talent in a fun, charming way.
Breath Control Expert Prints
Decorate their favorite space with prints that humorously honor their mastery of calm, controlled breathing.
Breath Control Expert T-Shirts
Find amusing and stylish t-shirts that showcase their incredible breath-holding skills, perfect for everyday wear or special occasions.