Breastfeeding Journey Participant Prints

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Men explained.

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Preparing for a new arrival

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

"My diet book is outselling yours."

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

The Catkins Diet

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

'Do you have a reservation?'

Maternity Room: Push, Push, Push.

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

'I've never seen mum change these when they get empty.'

'Why did you switch doctors?', 'The last one was too skinny.'

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

Breastfeeding in public

'I remember when she was proud to be seen with her parents.'

"I wish you wouldn't repeat everything I shouldn't have said."

'It's just called breast milk. It doesn't need a fancy brand name.'

Some Sanctions against Russia Are a Blessing in Disguise

"The thing is, I've grown and you haven't."

'Baby's kicking again.'

'I really don't like breast-feeding, but it's really good therapy for her.'

'I know the ad said 'temporary,' but when did you say you had your last contraction?'

'Personally I think the washer needs replacing.'

"Dieting galls my bladder!"

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