Breaking News Enthusiast Mugs

'Well, that's all the news, so I guess I'll just sit here and wait until something else happens.'

"Oh-oh."

"First you're a Princess Kate expert. Now you're an expert bridge engineer."

'It belonged to a very busy man who only watched 'breaking news'!'

It's Going to Rain!

The young Lisa Laflamme.

News Anchor

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Meet the Enemy

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Our Two Parties, Explained

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

Twitter censorship

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Capital Tours

'What I have to do first?!'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Reporter #6: television.

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

The Russians Are Coming...Maybe