Breakfast Skippers Club Member Mugs

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

"Rump roast?"

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Pastry Hat

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

'Do you want toast with that?'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

'It looks like bacon and eggs, but it's 100% bran.'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

The rally driver's breakfast

'One or the other, Mr Yomp, but not both, prayer breakfast OR power lunch!'

"Here are Monsieur Limace, our sommelier, Monsiere Juron, chef de Cuisine and Mr Kruigshenk, specialist for the beheading of breakfast eggs."

"Thank you for the Posh nosh!"

Reading the signs of change...'Looks like this is the last day of vacation, so tomorrow it's back to school, kids...'

"Frankly, Ms. Brandt, I'm content to leave addition to the experts."

'I've told you before, coffee's not my cup of tea!'