Breakfast Nostalgist Prints

Life before cereal

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Non-Power Breakfast

The Paper Route

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"A votre sante!"

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

Munch Master.

Cafe society / Nescafe society.

Room service.

"Now carefully flip one side of the omelette..."

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

'Welcome aboard, Peterson. I understand we're going to be working together!'

'Tomorrow morning I would like breakfast in bed.'

Bed or breakfast.

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

Instead of that CD, how about feeding me a nice bagel for a change?

'Our Dr. Brooks is developing a chicken that not only lays larger eggs, but toast and hash browns to go with them.'

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."