Breakfast Foods Pillows

True Humility - Curate's Egg.

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

"Sorry, I don't date older men."

'I know you like Corn Twisters cereal, Derek, but Daddy needs them for his gas tank.'

The greenhouse effect sometimes acts in strange ways

"Omelets?! Are you crazy? Pete's Pancake Palace didn't get where it is today by diluting its brand!"

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

Goodbye Gruel World

Grim Reaper

"Can I have some pancakes and syrup with that waffle please?"

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

'Oh yeah, really healthy! You do realize that cereal is just another soy based product?'

'La police - c'est moi!'

Three bears porridge oats.

The Backs Of Adult Cereal Boxes

'How would you like your egss, same price.' 'Okay with bacon and tomato.'

'A wee bowl of porridge can set you up for the day!'

'Big turnover at center ice! Mmm...looks delicious.'

'This has no fat, no carbohydrates, no sugar, no ribolflavin... hey this box is empty!'

'AAAGH!!! I'm just messing with you Mr. Jenkins, that didn't hurt at all.'

Bagel problems.

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

Tartine

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"That's it. We’re toast."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."