Breakfast Clubs Mugs

"Since he retired he misses his meetings."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Pastry Hat

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Have you got your make up on yet?

Power breakfast.

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Gullib-Os

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Bed and Breakfast

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

'Do you want toast with that?'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Bagel problems.

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."