Breakdown Battler Prints

The planned obsolescence blues

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

Fries and kids

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"You've seen Grace under pressure. Here's Grace after the pressure is off."

fish in a bottle...

Thinking outside the box.

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Gas Bill

'Another rough day, sir? Can I give you a little push to the elevator?'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

'Life is all about balance. That's why you're overworked and underpaid.'

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

Overworked colleague calling the Samaritans.

"I think you were right Davis, maybe you do need a day off!"

buck stops here-taxes...mine

'You have an excellent worker's comp case for job stress.'

"To describe our budget shortfall as a 'Black Hole' is both simplistic and inaccurate."

I'm not overweight , I just have a heavy management infrastructure.