Break-up Analyst Mugs

'He's left me for good, this time. Says he wants to live life in the fast lane.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

Great Chinese Dynasties

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

Flags

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

Light Bulb Moment

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Morning, all!"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Lethal Presentation

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

Time Is Money

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"I can't believe he brought her."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."