Break Time Strategist Prints

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

"Wanna step outside for a sit break?"

'Jenkins! Have you been going back in time 15 minutes and doubling your break times?!'

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

Pull and all nighter...

'You've had enough.'

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

'-Must remember to empty that...'

Out to Scrunch.

Out for lunch... GOD

"It's his creative time."

Off Duty sign on desk.

What an attitude... Yes, but he does the job brilliantly.

Institute of Lazy Journalism

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

Lunch break.

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"Your holiday is finished George, get over it!"

"I don't know, between days off and off-days, I never seem to get anything done."

'Men at Work'

'A simple 'I like mine hard boiled' would have done!'

'How come we never have popcorn for dinner? -- It's a vegetable, isn't it?'

Caffeine-Free Kickstart Vending Machine

'What've you got in the way of long term sick holidays ?'

Off-line Between 2 - 3 pm.

'I've completely forgotten what fourth gear's for.'