Bread Maker Prints

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

'They're little books on how to produce, distribute and market our own bread crumbs.'

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Bread quality

"This bread is one of our best sellers. It's Spelt."

"Can someone give me a hand? I'm very kneady!"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

"How are we on bread?"

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

I bake my own bread.

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

Jesus breaks the bread.

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

Early Morning Roll Call.

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

Baker

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"Being an everything bagel, doesn’t mean you are expected to do everything."

I bake my own bread

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

"Please rise."

"Thanks for the starter!"

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

Baking Buns

"Change of plan. We decided to go with a material that doesn't spoil so quickly."