Bread Maker Prints

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

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Bread quality

"This bread is one of our best sellers. It's Spelt."

"Can someone give me a hand? I'm very kneady!"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

I bake my own bread.

Jesus breaks the bread.

"How are we on bread?"

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

Early Morning Roll Call.

Baker

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

I bake my own bread

"Being an everything bagel, doesn’t mean you are expected to do everything."

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

"Thanks for the starter!"

"Please rise."

"There he goes. Always trying to butter up the boss."

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.

'Dear, you're cutting the bread against the grain again.'

Baking Buns