Brave Souls Against The Storm Pillows

"Ok spring, you can come anytime now."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Very Difficult Conversations

Thank you, Essential Workers

Cactus seats.

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Mad For It

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

'This job will entail some traveling...most likely Pango Pango where you'll live, eat berries and answer the phone.'

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

'Your mommy is here as you requested, sire, to check for monsters under your throne!'

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

"So I hear you did your own stunts in this movie."

'Higher!'

William Wallace.

Tank Tightrope

'You can bring Fury in now, Mrs. Caslick.'

Colin attempted to demonstrate his travel choices through the medium of contemporary dance.

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

I wonder what the kids are up to at the lake. Your mom will keep her eyes on them. She won't let them get into trouble. Nothing gets by her! ZZZZ. Psst. My silence isn't free!

He'd heard it all before. He was being fired again, because of crummy weather.