Brave Exhibitor Mugs

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

Very Difficult Conversations

Trade Show Sherpas

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

"You're afraid of what?"

'The needle was THIS big!'

"Who's the artist?"

'Mummy' clocking into to work

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

Black Hole Exhibit

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

Knight

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

"Too much?"

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

'Notice the fluidity of line and the outstanding potential for asset appreciation.'

'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

'I'm cured!'

"The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you're afraid to do." - Author Unknown

"It's an honest piece"

'This tasted a lot better at the trade show, Sammy.'

Academy Pencillings.

"And in this corner is a wasp, so we're going to stay away from it."

"I'm here to turn myself in."