Brave Chef Mugs

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

The Origins of Everything

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Witch's Brew.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Tzatzikicicle

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Spatula Conductor

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

Artist and chiken

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Noodle exchange program.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

Who wants to lick the swatters.

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

Lobster potion.

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

Multi-Functional

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

MasterWitch

'Do try our jailhouse rock cake.'

"The usual"

"The recipe? From shutupandeatit.com"

'Mud Again?'

Starving Artist

'A bird's nest. . . hmmm, I wonder what that would taste like in a soup?'

'Alien autopsy!'

'Sorry about dinner, honey...ever since your dad was laid off work we've been trying to figure out new ways to make dinner.'

'Have you guys ever actually read the directions on a box of shake'n'bake?'

The Modern Daredevil.