Brass Band Buddy Mugs

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"You still haven't told me why your last girlfriend dumped you"

'You' can't sleep? Man, talk about coincidences."

Orchestra.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Music Lessons

French horn.

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Animal Band.

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

A tuba and love hearts

The Salivation army.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

"I once loved a parade."

"This ref really loves his brass band."

A Heavy Metal Musician.

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

A cocktail in a tuba

Sousaphone Player

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

Brass Band

Tuba Music

Summon King Henry's bugle teacher! Bring on the Tudor Tooter Tutor!

Serpent Instrument player

qui-i-i-i-i-i-i-i... ...NOA-A-A-A!!!

The fabulous unituba

That's funny, I always thought they were trumpeters.

A cat in a tube

Bob's Musical Intruments - "I'll have a cornet."