Branding Specialist Pillows

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'To tell you the truth, I don't think the average consumer will notice. Run with it.'

"It's 1ime we paid attention to effective branding."

"The company believes in personal branding."

"Too jolly?"

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

"I believe in consistent branding."

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

'Tell Marketing the feedback on new logo and brand name is all positive.'

'Laugh all you want, but the advertising agency loved my idea: I'm making good money...'

"Bad news - Buddy flipped the van, spilling eight crates of samples into rush-hour traffic. Good news - the van flipped logo-side up."

Woman asks: 'And what do you do?' Man's placard reads: 'I'm in advertising.'

'My consultant recommended the backward e's.'

"Founder or not, get rid of him - he's fouling up our new friendly bank image."

"It's all about appealing to my target demographic."

Somewhere in the heart of eastern Europe... 'I like it. It's catchy and easy to remember.'

Marketing in the Anthropocene Era: "Hey, it's basically just another branding challenge. How do we make the looming possibility of human extinction sexy?"

Cattle farmer's super-market

The Bargain Brand

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

"I see you've been polishing your brand."

Windmill Advertisements

"Get excited."

Bad Product Concepts

Straightening Bananas

Space for Advertisement

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

"Colin takes brand loyalty very, very seriously!"

"Before we choose a Company Symbol, remember that it's going to be a tattoo."

Book: Lies, Damned Lies and Marketing. . . The World's Best-Selling Book. . . Ever!

"Look, the product is okay; what it lacks is a compelling narrative."

"This will go viral! We've got marketing-strategies, brand recognition and a bunch of celebrity influencers..."

"Kids mature so fast these days. Let's skip the labeling and go straight to branding."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft