Branding Consultant Mugs

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

'We've re-branded.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

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The grand opening of an unconvincing shop.

"It was the only domain name they had left."

Somewhere in the heart of Eastern Europe...'I like it. It's catchy, and easy to remember.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

Rejected Product Mascots

Branding Consultant

"That's our new church mascot."

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"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

'You know, it really was worth the extra $5 million to come up with the perfect logo.'

Worst Taxi Names

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

"But Erik, Tundraland tested terrible."

Branding Matters.

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

'Branding is essential if you're to survive in the Jungle of modern law...'

'...But when the branding consultant told him that we 'had to get down an play dirty with da Boyz in da Hood' his heart just gave out!'

'The CEO thinks we need to look at a 'rebranding' exercise if we're to get business moving.'

Fleapit rebranded as Cinema Parasito

"You don't think it's too extreme, do you?"

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"'New and Improved' is overdone. Let's try 'Old and Used Up'."

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