Branding And Sponsorship Humor Prints

Lab Sponsorship.

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"I hate performance review season."

"The new chairman has dropped the brain-storming meetings."

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"It lost a little something in translation."

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

'How about we just sit here a while to regulate the gaps in our service?..'

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

'I see everyone got the memo.'

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

'I delegate, then I follow up.'

'Anyone who opposes the plan I'm about to propose please signify by saying 'I resign.''

'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.'

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

"I didn't get where I am by trying to please."

'Here you are, Simmons!'

Help wanted. Various positions available.

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

'Well I've finished the project on time and on budget!' 'Oh, that means I've given you too much time and too much money!'

Looks like another profit's warning

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

"Our long-term plan is like our short-term plan, only longer."